Trend Tuesday: nose hair extensions. 

We’re back with trend Tuesdays to discuss this really messed up beauty trend: nose hair extensions.

…..I’m sorry. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! Yes. This is an actual beauty trend, and we need to talk about how awful this is.

First off, look at this. It looks like there’s spiders coming out of your nose, and that is another nightmare entirely unto itself. Second, don’t people spend a lot of time trying to make sure you DON’T see their nose hairs? There are trimmers made specifically for that purpose. Literally people are putting a lot of effort to have something real ugly put on display.

HOW THIS GOT STARTED: I mean, we are living in the fresh hell that is 2017, so really anything is possible.  You owe this horrific beauty trend to Instragrammer gret_chen_chen who was the pioneer of this “trend”. (While you’re on insta willingly subjecting yourself to this awfulness, follow us @sweetandsnarky instagram.com/sweetandsnarky).

HOW THIS WORKS: Why you want to know this is beyond me, but for the sake of transparency, I’ll tell you. What people are using is their fake eyelashes and just simply gluing them around the nostril or shoving them up their noses.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Fake eyelashes, which if they are halfway decent cost more than a Starbucks run, are being shoved WILLINGLY up someone’s nose.  All in the name of beauty or Instagram likes, which sometimes are synonymous.

Babes, let’s just keep the fake lashes on our eyelids ok? This is not a train we all need to jump on. Thoughts on this? Tried it? Just as appalled as I am? Let me know in the comments!

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Wedding weekend at Oheka Castle 

One of my law school friends got married this weekend, and I went into it being excited for the food and the booze, but also indifferent since it’s the time in my life where everyone and their mother is getting married. Except me. It’s still just the dog and I, people.

Since my life lately has been non stop bridal showers and engagement parties and weddings that I’m like. Ok. What’s gonna be so special about this one? I’m happy for them and all, but like. I would rather be watching Netflix. With the dog. Is this why I’m single? Anyway.

But this wedding my darlings? Did not fucking disappoint. First off, the venue. It was at a god damn CASTLE. And not one of these new venues posing as one. This is a place on Long Island that used to be someone’s SUMMER HOME and is absolutely GORG and now is a friggen landmark. You can read about it here.

Guys. There was a dessert room. A whole damn room. Just. For. Desserts. To say I was happy was an understatement. Dessert room aside, the wedding was BEAUTIFUL. They were so happy it was both contagious and disgusting.  The band was great. All around, an A+.  But it wasn’t totally smooth sailing.

For starters, the hotel check in was at 4pm. And the shuttle for the venue? Leaving at 4:15pm. And we weren’t granted an early check in. So I did my make up IN MY CAR. And you know what? It turned out pretty good.

Here is the finished product:


Not too shabby, all things considered.  And below is everything I used for my in-car makeup look.  They are some of my favorite products and served me very well.

tarte Twinkle Lighting Pallet

I was in a vehicle and didn’t want to FULLY contour, so this gave me some glow and bronze without going crazy.  The colors blend so well, and this pallet smells DELICIOUS.  I can’t describe it, but it smells so good.

tarte rainforest of the sea eyeshadow pallet

These colors are fairly neutral but still have a nice shine to them. Also they stayed on ALL NIGHT through dancing and eating everything in sight.  My makeup remover wipes were covered in eyeshadow, and I’ll call that a win any day.

Anastasia Brow Wiz

This. is. MAGIC.  I have brows that are a little sparse due to tweezing and waxing that was done when I was younger (not for long though, that shit HURT. I’ve been rocking this natural and thick look for a while.) BUT – this makes them look fuller and not overly filled.  Plus it lasts all day so you don’t look like a weirdo halfway through an event.

Urban Decay Perversion Mascara

Mascara that is as BLACK AS MY SOUL and doesn’t clump.  Doesn’t smudge off your eyelashes later in the night. Gives you fuller lashes.  What else can you ask for from a mascara? Other than it stopping your mother from nagging you, not much.

Stila Stay All Day waterproof liquid eyeliner

I keep trying other liquid eye liners, but I always go back to this one.  The tip on this eyeliner is perfect and precise.  You don’t end up accidentally looking like a raccoon because it ends up bleeding all over – it stays put and dries real quick.  It’s a pretty foolproof liquid eyeliner, and that’s coming from someone who is normally a klutz with this stuff.

Dose of Colors liquid lipstick in truffle

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS STUFF. This was my gateway into liquid lipstick and I have not turned back.  This stuff is so so good – literally lasts all day, goes on smooth, not sticky at all. AND THE COLOR. UGH. Also it runs at $18 and is so worth itttttt. Not like some of these other liquid lipsticks I may or may not own….

Smashbox Photo Finish Foundation Primer

I have oily/combination skin and this stuff doesn’t add ANY shine and is the perfect primer. It helps my foundation go on SMOOTH AS BUTTA. I carry this tiny tube for easy travel but obvs it comes in a bigger size….

MAC Matchmaster foundation

Finding a good foundation has always been a struggle because freckles, but this foundation is EVERYTHING. IT doesn’t overpower my freckles to the point where my face looks ridiculous, but also just makes my skin look flawless. Like, naturally flawless. Not like you just caked on foundation.

Benefit Cosmetics Boi-ing HydratingConcealer

This is another product I keep finding myself circling back to. Its so easy to apply and provides perfect coverage. Good for use with foundation or on the morning in the bus when you haven’t slept because your dog decides all night long he needs to switch up his position and climb over you every. single. hour. It also doesn’t dry out your skin, which is wonderful.

Tory Burch Rollerball

I love this scent so much I have the full sized AND rollerball to carry with me. Its both fruity and floral without being too overpowering in the citrus department or making you smell like an old woman (you know what I mean).


And there you have it! All the things that made me look put together while doing my make up in a car, the most ideal places. But, nice to know that these products will get the job done.

Trend Tuesdays:WTF is up with the stick on freckles?!

Every Tuesday I’ll discuss current trends: the good, the bad, and the god awful.

Remember the times growing up I would PRAY for my freckles to go away? Or the times when I was MERCIFULLY TEASED because I have freckles covering my face and arms? And for once, I am not exaggerating when I say COVERED. (Spoiler alert: kids are MEAN AF).

But NOW the new thing is stick on freckles….

Stick on freckles. Stick. On. Freckles.

WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL IS THIS?!

Recap: for the majority of my almost 30 years on this earth, my freckles were things I would try to get rid of and were not viewed as something that was conventionally beautiful. And now they’re a god damn beauty trend.


Look at this – it’s even being marketed as “the new makeup”. This is pretty much the equivalent of wearing colored contacts. Everyone knows you’re faking it, its usually horribly obvious, is it really worth it? And as if it wasn’t obnoxious as it is, they come in metallic versions. So you can look like you are going to a festival all the time. K.

Apparently they work in a similar manner to temporary tattoos. I say apparently, because as I have natural GOD GIVEN freckles, I have no need for these (for the record, NO ONE DOES). They last for 24-48 hours (or more if you don’t wash your face for a while – I’m not here to judge).  The kicker? These things run for $15-$25! You know what you can get with that money instead? A lot of Starbucks, for starters.

My final thoughts: if Mother Nature didn’t give you these face stars, trying to fake it isn’t a good look.